-------------------------------------------------------------------------- mike bender bender@oobleck.eng.sun.com sun microsystems, inc. 415-336-6353 What do you get when you cross Lee Iacooca and Dracula? AUTOEXEC.BAT -------------------------------------------------------------------------- From snelson Mon Nov 29 12:52 PST 1993 To: weekly Subject: unix funnies Content-Type: text Content-Length: 1428 Status: RO Newsgroups: comp.unix.unixware,comp.unix.misc Path: ornews.intel.com!chnews!asuvax!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!molly!vlcek From: uunet!molly!vlcek (Jim Vlcek) Subject: Re: Eunuch's wear. Message-ID: Sender: vlcek@molly.uucp (James Vlcek) Reply-To: uunet!molly!vlcek (Jim Vlcek) Organization: The Black Box of Lowertown References: Date: Sat, 20 Nov 1993 16:58:46 GMT Lines: 23 Xref: ornews.intel.com comp.unix.unixware:40 comp.unix.misc:11048 On the subject of "Eunuchs": I've got a copy of the 9 November "Dilbert" cartoon strip on my door. Dilbert is sitting at at console, obviously hacking away busily, and behind him is standing one of his co-workers: Co-worker: My boss says we need some eunuch programmers. Dilbert: I think he means Unix not eunuchs. And I already know Unix. Co-worker: If the company nurse drops by, tell her I said "Never mind". Between two of the panes was Scott Adams' email address: scottadams@aol.com. I sent him email encouraging him to sell an electronic (ie, GIF) version of that strip. I'd buy it! -- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jim Vlcek Information Foundation UnixWare ($166; sales@if.com) uunet!molly!vlcek + PrimeTime Freeware SDK ($60, ptf@cfcl.com) Beautiful downtown St. Paul = A better NT than NT (costs less, too!) Look on the bright side - at least the PC's reached gender parity! Reality is an illusion caused by the lack of alcohol.